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What The F*

The “F” in What The F* of course, stands for Fashion (yes, fashion, you potty mouthed fiends… just kidding I love you), but the ability to interpret that F* in any way you want is basically the whole point!

French Curves: TOTAL LOOK BLANC 


It’s the 16th of the month, y’all!!! Pour yourselves a glass of Chardonnay, grab yourselves a tasty baguette, and sit back and enjoy another fab French Curves post — the outfit photo challenge with the French touch, created by the splendid Vanoue of The Curvy and Curly Closet!

The theme this month: TOTAL WHITE LOOK!!!

As per usual, an English translation will follow!

Il est encore une fois le 16 du mois, alors versez-vous un bon verre de chardonnay, et procurez-vous une bonne baguette bien savoureuse, relaxez-vous et enjoy une autre édition fabuleuse du French Curves Challenge, crée par la splendide Vanoue de The Curvy and Curly Closet ! 

Le thème ce mois-ci: TOTAL LOOK BLANC !!! 


Dans le défi du mois dernier, ne sachant pas ce que le thème de ce mois-ci serait, j’ai porté une magnifique robe blanche. Donc, quand le thème de ce mois a été annoncé, je me suis dit, oh oh !



Mais alors, un miracle de la mode a eu lieu !!! La collection capsule  GARNERSTYLE pour Rebdolls est sorti, et tous mes soucis ont simplement évaporé dans les airs !

Depuis le moment que je posé les yeux sur ce pantalon blanc à jambe large, et ce crop top aux épaules dénudées, je savais que je devais les avoir !

 



Honnêtement, si je n’étais pas déjà marié, cette tenue certainement aurait pu être ma ” robe” de mariage ! Voilà littéralement a quel point je l’aime !!!



En toute sincérité, Chastity Garner a vraiment frappé un coup de circuit avec cette collection ! Les vibes nautiques, les silhouettes décadents — elle a réussi, et tout ce que je peux dire c’est, OUIIIIIIIIII !!! 


In last month’s challenge I wore a gorgeous white dress, not knowing what this month’s theme would be. So when this month’s theme was announced, I said, uh oh!

But then, a fashion miracle occurred!!! The GARNERSTYLE for Rebdolls capsule collection dropped, and all my worries just evaporated into thin air!


From the moment I laid eyes on these wide leg white pants, and off-the-shoulder crop top, I knew I had to have them!


Honestly, if I wasn’t already married, this outfit definitely could have been my wedding “dress!” That’s literally how much I love it.


In all seriousness though, Chastity Garner really knocked this collection outta the park! The nautical vibes, decadent silhouettes — she did that, and all I can say is, YASSSSS!!!


Vous pouvez decouvrir les contributions de toutes les French Curvettes ici, ainsi que sur la page Facebook et Instagram @frenchcurvesfashion !

You can discover all of the French Curvettes’ contributions here, as well as on Facebook and Instagram @frenchcurvesfashion!

Pantalon, GARNERSTYLE pour Rebdolls – ici 

Crop top, GARNERSTYLE pour Rebdolls- ici 

Pochette, Aldo – ici 

Chaussures, Shoes of Prey – ici 

Pants, GARNERSTYLE for Rebdolls – here

Crop top, GARNERSTYLE for Rebdolls- here

Clutch, Aldo – here

Shoes, Shoes of Prey – here

French Curves: BIKINI


It may not be the 16th of the July anymore, but that doesn’t mean a thing when you’re still celebrating the 2nd birthday of the French Curves Challenge!!!

The gorgeous Vanoue of The Curvy and Curly Closet decided to extend the festivities by adding this extra special challenge to allow us to continue celebrating this special occasion!

Please scroll down, all my English speaking beauties! A translation will follow!

Oui, le 16 du mois de juillet est déjà passé, mais ça ne veut rien dire quand nous fêtons toujours le 2ème anniversaire du French Curves Challenge !!! 

La resplendissante Vanoue, de The Curvy and Curly Closet a prolongé les festivités en ajoutant ce challenge extra spéciale pour nous permettre de continuer à fêter l’occasion ! 

Le thème aujourd’hui: BIKINI !!! 


   

L’été passé, je me suis retrouver dans mon premier bikini. Depuis ce jour, je me suis promis de ne jamais avoir honte d’en porter un. 

  


    

Il y a quelques années que jamais je pourrais imaginer que j’allais être aussi confortable aujourd’hui, en publique, en train de montrer mon ventre, mes cuisses et mes fesses au monde, mais coucooouuu !!! 

Me voici !!! 


  

Je suis fabuleuse en bikini !!! 


 

N’oubliez pas, vous pouvez decouvrir les contributions de toutes les autres merveilleuses French Curvettes ici !!!

Ainsi que sur la page Facebook French Curves, et sur Instagram, @frenchcurvesfashion !

Haut de maillot, Monif C. – ancien 

Bas de maillot, Swimsuitsforall.com – ici 

Haut à capuchon en maille, Addition Elle – similaire 


And now for my Anglo readers!

Today’s theme: BIKINI!!!

Last summer I wore my first bikini since my childhood. Since that day, I’ve promised myself to never be ashamed to wear one.

A few years ago, I never would have fathomed feeling this comfortable in public, showing off my tummy, my thighs, and my butt to the world, but yoohooooo!!!

Here I am!!!

Totally fabulous in a bikini!!!

Don’t forget, you can discover the contributions of all the other marvelous French Curvettes here!!!

As well as on the French Curves Facebook page, and on Instagram, @frenchcurvesfashion.

Bikini top, Monif C. – old

Bikini bottoms, Swimsuitsforall.com – here

Mesh hoodie, Addition Elle – similar

Weekend Essentials

Ok, so I’m not even gonna lie… I spend most of my weekends in pyjamas – not because I’m lazy, but because I can. And I’m cool with that.

But I do love a great outfit for those days when I have no choice but to get out and be productive! The perfect weekend ensemble has got to start with some great basics!

When it comes to effortlessly chic basics, it simply doesn’t get any better than these amazing leggings and this super cute, tank top from SexyPlus Clothing!

  

I always love breaking fashion “rules” so this combination of black and navy is really fun!

    

Paired with a cute white blazer from Torrid, some bold, gold jewelry, sunnies, and a great bag, this nautical look has a classic feel; and these fabulous, black patent flatforms from ASOS lend it an edgy twist!

I was definitely feeling myself in these great pieces… So much, in fact, that I may actually make an effort to get dressed again tomorrow!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, loves, I know I will (even if it just started raining here in Montreal)!!!

Top, SexyPlus – similar

Leggings, SexyPlus – similar

Blazer, Torrid – here

Handbag, Louis Vuitton – here

Shoes, ASOS – here

 

Seduce Me With Cupcakes

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So it was Valentine’s Day last weekend. I haven’t really done anything major to celebrate it over the past few years… Sure, there’s always a gift/chocolate/pink/red candy exchange, and I always get a little something for the kiddies… But this year, the hubby and I felt like, you know what!? We should do it big like we used to!!!

Aaaaand then we remembered that we’d rather just wear jeans and drink beer!!!

So, in lieu of a lavish evening of champagne & dancing, we shared a good meal, watched a Canadiens game at a resto-pub (we won too!) and spent a relaxing night at a hotel!

Sure, the place was packed, our room wasn’t ready when we arrived, and my husband somehow managed to cut both of his hands (seriously, both?) unloading our bags from the car (only this guy could be gushing blood within the first five minutes of our date), and sure, he may or may not have snapped at me for laughing at his ridiculous misfortune… But…

It hit me that day, how the things that make me happy have changed pretty dramatically over the past few years…

How, not too long ago, there wasn’t much that could have convinced me to “waste” a night away from the kids on anything other than dressing up, waiting in line in the snow, taking a few shots (a few too many, that is), and dancing the night away…

It also hit me, that it really doesn’t take much to please me anymore… I’m completely thrilled to throw on a super cute & comfy outfit, crack open a few brewskis, share a laugh, and cozy up to the man I love!

I don’t think I could have picked a more perfect piece to wear for our V Day date night than the absolute cutest, comfiest, and most perfectly fitting, “seduce me with cupcakes” tee from the UK based, Feminine Funk!

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To compliment it, a gorgeous statement necklace from Addition Elle, and my good old, red satin blazer.

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All that, paired with stunningly embellished Parasuco jeans from Addition Elle, my new, and super funky, black patent flatforms from ASOS, I was all set to spend some quality time with the mister!

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So seduce me with cupcakes!!! No need for diamonds or pearls… Come at me with inexplicably bleeding hands and give me a foot rub! (Haha!) And woo me with confections… Because at the end of the day, it’s those little things – life’s simple pleasures (minus the blood) that are the sweetest ones of all!!!

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T-shirt, Feminine Funk – here
Jeans, Addition Elle – here
Necklace, Addition Elle – here
Shoes, ASOS – here
Blazer, Penningons – similar

French Curves: GRAOU

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As most of you probably know by now, I’m from Montreal, and I speak French!

Today, I’m celebrating my heritage and joining up with the French Curves collaboration!!! This is the monthly outfit photo challenge with the french touch, which takes place each 16th of the month, and was founded by the beautiful, and always so chic, Vanoue of The Curvy and Curly Closet.

But fear not, my Anglo loves! I’ve summarized it in English for you, because I wouldn’t want you to miss out!

The theme of this month’s challenge is GRAOU, or, as you’re probably more familiar with… RAWR!!!

I wear a lot of leopard print. Whether my outfit is super sexy, or conservative, a little leopard has the ability to lend a certain sense of animalism to anything it touches.

So I went with one of my favourite pieces – a pretty, black & red leopard print bomber from Addition Elle.

To have some fun with the theme, I paired it with an amazing snake print skirt, also from Addition Elle.

And because everyone knows that the secret lies in the details, the cherry on top of this animal print cake, is definitely an adorable leopard print necklace from Aldo, which compliments perfectly, the African bronze bracelet I’ve chosen to go with it!

Be sure to check out all the other gorgeous, plus size, Franco bloggers!

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And to visit the French Curves Facebook page as well as on Instagram, @frenchcurvesfashion, too!

Et alors, sans attendre un moment de plus, ça me done beaucoup de plaisir de vous annoncer que je suis maintenant une participante dans le French Curves Challenge, créé par la belle, et toujours si chic, Vanoue, de The Curvy and Curly Closet !!!

Chaque 16 du mois un nouveau thème, et ce mois-ci… GRAOU !!!

GRAOUUU !!! Le son du du sex, hihiii, n’est-ce pas? Mais pour moi, le motif léopard se présente souvent dans mes tenues, soit-elles sexy ou conservatrice, car il a la capacité de prêter une certaine sens d’animalisme et sexualité a tout ce qu’il touche.

Pour ce challenge, j’ai décidé sur une de mes pièces préférées – ce joli jacket de Addition Elle, qui combine un style aviateur avec un formidable motif de léopard rouge et noir !

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Pour jouer un peu avec le thème, j’ai décidé d’avoir un peu de fun, et de d’accoupler mon jacket avec une jupe de motif serpent, aussi d’Addition Elle.

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Et tout le monde sait que le secret d’une belle tenue reste dans les détails, alors ce collier super cute, d’Aldo, en motif léopard est la cerise sur le gâteau. Il va parfaitement bien avec mon bracelet africain en bronze aussi !

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Vous pouvez decouvrir les contributions de tout les autre fabuleuses blogeuses rondes, francophones !

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Ainsi que sur la page Facebook French Curves, et sur Instagram, @frenchcurvesfashion !

J’ai hâte pour ma prochaine contribution au challenge French Curves! J’espère que mon français a été à niveau, car il n’est pas ma langue maternelle, mais il fait une grande partie de ma culture et de ma vie.

Bisous mes amours !!! Ooh la la !!!

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Jacket, Addition Elle
Jupe/Skirt, Addition Elle
Collier/Necklace, Aldo
Bracelet, La Caverne de Djeneba
Chaussures/Shoes, Payless
Bra, Addition Elle

Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful

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I’m a very friendly girl. I don’t throw shade. I’m a lover, not a fighter. I avoid confrontation like the plague. I respect even my adversaries, and I don’t seek revenge… But sometimes you need to show your haters how wrong they are.

What I mean to say is… Sometimes a b*tch just needs to get put in her place!!! Haha!

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And while I am non confrontational by nature, when someone starts thinking that they can hurt me, they need to know that I am laughing in their face!

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They need Screw that! SHE needs to know that she will never be better than me because she has an ugly soul, and while she’s talking karma, she’s the one who karma just came back to bite. 😘 (I almost never use Emojis in my posts, but girl, this one’s for you!)

So don’t hate me because I’m beautiful (yes YOU, I know you’re reading this). Love me, because you tried to be me and failed, and that must mean I’m pretty fantastic. 😋 (Oops, there I go again! Hahaaa!)

You need to love how hot I look in this fabulous midi dress from Zelie For She.

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Love how crazy dope I look in my earrings from Cristy Ellen K!

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Love how sexy I look in the the most absolutely amazing plus size anklets ever, from Ready to Stare! (No but seriously, I know you you’re a fat girl too, so you might wanna know… Just tryna help tho!)

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And love how, no matter how hard you tried to hurt me, no matter what you tried (yes b*tch, TRIED) to take from me, I stayed fresh AF and didn’t even smudge my mascara.

So ladies, don’t ever let anyone try and bring you down!!! Show them how much better you are!!! Rise above it at brush it off… But never be afraid to remind them how ugly their souls truly are, for that is the only way to help them. Let God take care of the karma!

In Haitian Creole we say ‘Wap konn Jòj cherie’ – you’ll get what’s coming to you! Actually, you just did. 😉 (Last one, I promise! Haha!)

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☕️🐸 (Mkay, now I’m done, I swear!)
Dress, Zelie For She – sold out, similar
Earrings, Cristy Ellen K – contact here
Anklets, Ready to Stare – here