October 27, 2015
It’s that time of year again! When any profession, character, and/or animal suddenly gains magical erotic powers and becomes instantly sexy!
Yup! Halloween! And ever since I humiliated my kids, dressed as Fat Miley Cyrus a couple of years ago, I’ve made it my mission to dress up and make them cringe until a sexy granny costume won’t even be necessary, because I’ll be one anyway!
This year’s costume is far less cringe-worthy, I must admit! In fact, my five-year-old son basically thinks I’m the coolest, and my fifteen-year-old… Well, I humiliate him on a daily basis, so he’s not a very good example…
Complete with fingerless gloves, and a faux-walkie-talkie, my Sexy SWAT costume from SexyPlus Clothing is so realistic, you’d never even know it wasn’t an actual SWAT team uniform, especially since we all know, there’s a minimum fishnet requirement on all special task force uniforms in real life. (I’m being facetious by the way, in case you were wondering.)
In all seriousness though, this costume does live up to its name! It’s definitely sexy, and pretty badass too!
It had me feeling my inner Colin Farrell (which, when read out loud, is a few words short [or too many] of being a little too sexy, if you know what I’m saying)…
Paired with my fave SexyPlus leggings, and thigh high boots, it’s the perfect costume for kicking ass, and taking treats!
You know what they say… You’re either Sexy SWAT, or you’re sexy not (Sexy NAWT?).
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